The Occupy folks have taken over the North Pole.

Since the social rejects, misfits and life's losers of the Occupy movement have been removed from their squatting digs across the country, they have decided to reorganize and to take over a new area. Since we are coming up on Christmas, what better place for the Occupy movement to go to then the North Pole? From a secular point of view, Christmas is one of the most capitalistic holidays we celebrate, and who is the retailer's main guy? It's Santa Clause of course. Well anyways, the occupy folks ironically needed jobs in order to survive in the North Pole, so they took jobs working at Santa's workshop. Let's just say that old habits die hard.